badplanets:

She flirted 
"write about me" 

and I told her
"break my heart first"

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: guttle)

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu)

proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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(Source: markbrendanawicz)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 


@AnselElgort Look at that view!

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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(Source: ruinedchildhood)